October 2008 Archives
There are some things that she doesn't need to know: Obviously, details such as the fact that you did time for murder might need to be dealt with sooner rather than later, but there's a host of other little facts that can be safely swept under the carpet. And for your own peace of mind, it's best if you encourage her to keep some of her stories there as well.



Basically, it means you've screwed up, so unless you want to find yourself crying into your beer and eating microwave dinners for one, you better pay attention to our advice.
Sex, Lies and Texting: Decoding Your Girl
Guide to Girl's Text Messages
If you've ever watched "Law and Order", "Alias", or even Meet the Parents, you probably know a thing or two about how to read people. Watch where their eyes go, read their body language, listen to the tone of their voice-it will all give you little clues to tell if they're sincere, if they're lying, if they're interested in you or if they're just bored.
Unfortunately, today's dating scene comes with one secret weapon designed to break you down: texting. A text has no body language and no tone, it's just flat words on a shiny LCD. So how do you read a text without having a day long agony-fest over what it actually means? Easy. You've got me for that. So boys, saddle up: here's the go-to guide for what she's actually saying.
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1. "I wanna bag you like some groceries."
2. "Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no."
3. "Are you a parking ticket?" ("What?") 'You got fine written all over you."
4. "I'm invisible." ("Really?") "Can you see me?" ("Yes") "How about tomorrow night?"
5. "I wanna slam you like an old screen door."

might be only me, but i dig this shot...reminds me of the pics i'd see as a kid, has a 70's feel to it for me.


2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
are you remembering this?
Getting married is once in a lifetime decision for many people. When people wish to get married, invariably all of them expect a full life together. Very few would think of marriage as a short-term exercise. Hence, it is very much necessary that all aspects of a life together be fully analyzed before tying the knot. Usually men and women tend to have different perspectives about married life. It would be better to have open and honest discussion to sort out the possible future irritants or at least understand them so that some sort of compromise could be arrived at.
So many times, people rush to give attention to the obvious erogenous zones without first heightening passion in other ways. The next time you're with your partner, we suggest you give some special attention to their legs. Work from the bottom to the top, lingering at each location. Kiss the backs of their ankles. Tickle their calves. Blow on the backs of their knees. Then stroke and massage their inner and outer thighs using a mix of light and heavy strokes. This last part of your "journey" will not only create exquisite sexual tension between you, it will also physically prep your partner for an amazing orgasm by bringing extra blood flow to their genitals.

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