5 Guaranteed Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work

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1.  "I wanna bag you like some groceries."

 

    2. "Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no."

 

    3.  "Are you a parking ticket?" ("What?") 'You got fine written all over you."

 

    4.  "I'm invisible." ("Really?") "Can you see me?" ("Yes") "How about tomorrow night?"

 

    5.  "I wanna slam you like an old screen door."


So let's assume you've gotten "the Green Light", okay?  So you approach your intended "target" and lay one of the above lines on her - but you blow it!  You fumble the words, your delivery is all wrong, your voice is too high/low, you do something wrong...

 

And she still gives you her phone number!  Is it the "power" of the above pick-up lines?  The "magic" of the words?  Hardly.  Then why did you succeed?

 

 

THE SECRET:

 

These pick-up lines work because....

 

She likes you.

 

Let me clarify:

 

It does not matter what you say or even how you say it if the girl in question thinks you're cute.

 

Go ahead, try one of the above pick-up lines OR TRY ONE OF YOUR OWN because it simply does not matter.  If you've recognized her signals, and came across as a (relatively) okay person then it doesn't matter what you say because she's already decided!

 

Your "job" is to not blow it.  That, of course, is up to you - you may smell funny, or drool, or say something completely offensive - but if she likes ya, yer in.

 

Simple, isn't it?  Think of it this way: It's not up to you, it's up to her.

 

Our male egos may not want to accept it's ultimately the woman's decision but if we can wrap our primitive minds around this one basic and true fact then we will be successful approaching and dating women.

 

If not, then you'll be stuck being "one of those guys" who just doesn't "get it" and who comes across as a desperate ass.

 

Ladies: am I right here?

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