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From out of nowhere your girlfriend announces she needs a break. Boom! No, "We need to talk." No subtle hints to indicate she's unhappy. She just slips it in, mid-conversation. She needs a break? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Basically, it means you've screwed up, so unless you want to find yourself crying into your beer and eating microwave dinners for one, you better pay attention to our advice.