Sex, Lies and Texting: Decoding Your Girl

by AC Gaughen

Guide to Girl's Text Messages

If you've ever watched "Law and Order", "Alias", or even Meet the Parents, you probably know a thing or two about how to read people. Watch where their eyes go, read their body language, listen to the tone of their voice-it will all give you little clues to tell if they're sincere, if they're lying, if they're interested in you or if they're just bored.

Unfortunately, today's dating scene comes with one secret weapon designed to break you down: texting. A text has no body language and no tone, it's just flat words on a shiny LCD. So how do you read a text without having a day long agony-fest over what it actually means? Easy. You've got me for that. So boys, saddle up: here's the go-to guide for what she's actually saying.

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